Close One

Time to celebrate I didn't get laid off today. Woo hoo. Course not sure if I would have minded cause the packages were pretty good. I mean for me it would've been close to 8 months worth, but then having to go looking for another job. now I don't have to look for a job, but I have to work harder to cover the slack of those leaving. What a freakin quandary. Damn it now I am torn. But i still have a J-O-B.

Tasty Meal

What the internet is used for

Tookie

I have my own children's books to inspire youth to not join gangs:Look at Tookie. See Tookie kill. Tookie formed the Crips.Crips are shooting at Spot. Run, Spot, run! Spot is dead.See cops arrest Tookie. Tookie is in jail. See Tookie die by lethal injection. Die, Tookie, die!

Pissed Off Commuter

Why do people think that when they put on their fing turn signal that it means they can just move over? I mean what the fuck gives you the right away. Just because that little light is blinking on your dash does not give you the right to just barge into traffic. Piece of shits. If there is no room between my car and the car in front of me don't think your blinker makes room. Cuz it doesn't. Rat pig fucker.

Scenic Pics of Myrtle Beach Golf Courses

Story of the Weekend

Lots of Coors Light and Spicy Food

Putting out The "Lloyd" Vibe














Lots O' Golf

Relaxing Pics from the Weekend

Dammit

I can't figure out what the heck to be for Halloween. What the hell. Wife wants me to be Marc Anthony. Not too sure bout dat one. Then I have Mad Scientist. Which is easy, especially working for a medical company. Then I said I would be a streaker/flasher. HMMM.

My New Toy

Football is going to be great now. Oh yeah and 24 in HD.
Kick Azz

Random Pix w/ the Camera Phone

Karaoke Queens

Mom, youngest, and niece

Random Chest Shots

The Girls

The Roy

Don't PISS CL OFF

This is what happens when someone pisses CL off. Please whoever pissed her off say you are sorry the people along the Gulf Coast are a little pissed right now. Quotes about what Cindy can do if you piss her off

Cindy packed such a hurricane-like punch that
Cindy flooded streets, tore off roofs and left 287,000 utility customers in the dark.
Before coming ashore, Cindy plowed through offshore oil and gas fields in the Gulf of Mexico, where oil companies evacuated workers and shut in energy production. About a quarter of U.S. oil and gas comes from the Gulf of Mexico, and about 3.3 percent of it was shut down, the federal Minerals Management Service said. Oil refineries on land were also affected.

Hey Cindy just cuzz someone pissed you doens't mean you have to fark with our gas. I pay enough as it is.

BRING IT ON

Well it's that time of the year again for me. Somehow I seemed to be able to go to my company's national sales meeting. Gotta love it. Booze Booze and more booze. Miami is gorgeous as usual. It sucks having a room over looking the pool and beach. Ahh the sites here. Well time to go for a morning jog on the beach to get rid of my hangover.

Star Wars Rant

I'm am sooo pissed off at my company right now. The fuckers took my idea and then screwed me out of it. SHIT. So, here is my idea. Last year my company purchased about 400 tickets for a private screening of Spiderman 2. Pretty kewl. We could also take a guest and they had Starbucks, Jamba Juice, and Krispy Kreams there. So, this year I went to one of the leaders of our FMB (Fun Management Board) and suggested that we do the same thing for Star Wars III.
They liked the idea and got the ball rolling on it.

Now here is where I get screwed. Fuck, shit, damn, bastards from hell. Last week they send out a company wide email letin gpeople know that this was going to be offered and that the first 300 peeps would get tix. I was just about to reply and ask for 2 when I noticed the fing date. May 19th. What the fuck? I am not in town May 19th. I am on a freakin' business trip and get back late May 19th. Bastards. My idea and I get screwed. This sucks major ass.

Granted my trip is for our National sales Meeting and it is in South Beach Fl, but this is Star Wars and it is my freakin idea. ***Quick note anyone in South Beach have an extra ticket for the morning of the 19th let me know.*****The person who set this up stated well you get to see Hootie and the Blowfish , company's private concert in South Beach. Who freakin' cares about Hootie. Washed up has beens. Son of a bitch. South Beach better be worth it.


****** Quick note anyone in South beach have an extra Star Wars ticket on the mornin gof the 19th let me know.***(

What the F@*K

Today someone better be looking over their shoulder. I swear if I find out who fucked my my kids' cat vengence will be mine. Why the fuck would someone have to pour motor oil on a cat? I mean shit just cuz your cat is a pussy and can't hang with the beast doesn't mean you should step in in and fight for your lame ass cat. Shit now I am fucked. How the hell do you get motor oil out of cat hair. I bathed the damn cat for an hour this morning and two things happend. My bath tub looks like it is the freakin' parking spot for the Exxon Valdez and my cat now looks like a fat ass with skinny legs. The latter is due to him being soaking wet. Then the lil fucker jumped out of the tub into my lap and ran into the livingroom.
So, not only do I have a cat with oil all over him, I also have a pair of ruined shorts and a possibility of oil stains on my living room carpet. SHIT. Oh yeah and I will have to ruin my set of electric clippers to shave the cat. I wil have to post a picture of that on my blog for all to see. Should be a funny site. 20-25 lb. cat shaved. If anyone knows of another way to get oil off of pet fur please let me know. I am sure my cat will appreciate the help.
Lil' fucker who did this it's GAME ON and i am very good at playin gevil games.

What the F

Gas prices are killing me. $50+ to fill my Durango today. Holy shit. I think I need to sell stock now. It's not even summer yet. Farking environmentalists. Let people drill for damn oil. I don't care about 200 years from now. My kids ',kids',kids, kids will be talking about me and the ability to drink multiple beers with one hand. But that is about it. I may have to take out a loan by June just to pay for gas. FARK.

Cool Ideas

Ok so, last week the Sarge forced me to go and get a new desk for the house. I grumbled and fought a little bit about getting it, knowing I was going to lose the battle but was hoping to put it off another day, but ended up getting one. I moved the old one out of the house and into the garge and started setting up the new one. Upon completion of the new desk Sarge comes home and says it looks ok and asks me to do something around the house. Being a lil worn out from moving 2 different desks that each weigh a 100 lbs. I couldn't fight. So, I said I ain't doing shit but having a beer and eating dinner.
After have a few beers and getting relaxed I asked Sarge what to do with the old desk. " I dunno you figure that out. I just wanted you to buy and setup the new one." Figured this was going to be a long night I grabbed another beer and sat at the computer. I was tryin gto fin dout when the next neighborhood dumpster day was going to happen so I could shove the old one there. Then my sis IMed and we started chatting about stuff and she told me about this site called http://www.freecycle.org/.
The site is pretty kewl. Basically, it's all about people who are either wanting free shiat or are getting rid of shiat that people may want. I figured what the hell I will post that I have a free desk. Who would have thought that the next morning 9 people said they would take it. The next morning I put it out on the curb and by noon someone grabbed it. Pretty kewl that someone would want my shiat.
With this site my garage can now be clean by May. BRILLIANT!. Now I wounder if someone would take Sarge off of my hands? May have to look for another site on that one.

So long Goodbye

Well FUCK. I am going to have to end this blog. My wife found it and didn't like the things I have been saying. Pretty much she went postal on my ass. So, for the next few months I have to keep a low profile. I leave with this piece of advise... Don't hide something from someone cuz they always find out.

Today

Today is one of those JACK AND COKE DAYS. People at work are annoying the FUCK out of me. Although that makes me wonder how did FUCK get in me. Shit now I'm scared cuz FUCK has left me. I hope I don't need FUCK to survive. If I do then I'm hosed. So, here's to pushing up daisies.

Oh Goody

Here we go again. Round 2 for the year.